As promised here is the first match up that Michael Vick would
approve oppose, Smokie vs. Bully. It’s a dog fight folks. So get your bets ready and check your back for the ASPCA and Feds. Below is a picture from the fight.
Round 1 – Most likely to out drink
- Smokey never stood a chance. His scrawny hunting physique was no match for the low centered Bulldog. Bully was definitely drunker, but Smokie couldn’t stay standing. I reminded me of watching I mean Bully did have practice when he lived with Van Wilder.
Round 2 – Most fighting experience
- This one was close folks. Smokie chases raccoons and opossums at night. If you’ve ever cornered a coon then you know what I’m talking about. On the other hand, Bully has a wrestling move named after him. We honestly believe the bulldog wins.
Round 3 – In a battle dome, who walks out alive?
- In an open field where athleticism matters, Smokie runs away from bully and attacks at will. But, this fight happens in a dome and Smokie can’t run away. Bully won this match pure strength and bite potential.
Round 4 – Best Pure Hunter
- Smokie finally pulls one out.
Round 5 – Best Smile
- Who wouldn’t pick this:
This fight was alot like the LSU vs. TN game last year. Smokie looked like it had one a few categories but Bully would keep fighting and won it in the end.