Get your Grove gear on you fancy pantsed scallywags. I know you were just told how to be a fan and all, but that is no excuse for not bringing a little pain to the Stormin’ Mormons. There is no way these BYU Cougars should be able to waltz into Vaught-Hemingway Stadium and come out with a victory in the middle of the day in the first of September. They should not be able to stand the ridiculous heat. If I was in charge of anything I would be putting every available heat source I could find inside the stadium. It needs to be a hot box of Hotty Toddy and screaming Rebels. If you want to shut up State fans for a little bit, you gotta win this one. So get your shit together and pack that stadium.