(Fluffy walks into the Locker room eating a BBQ sandwich wearing nothing but Missouri State Bears gear.)
Umm Umm dis is some tasty pig. I hear ya’ll think ya’ll are gonna be worth a flip dis yur. Well I gots a difrnt oh-pin-yun. We gon beat you like a coon dog chewing a rib bone. Faster than my couzin da meth addict smokes dat go powdr. Harder than I
stump my goats choke my chicken pound a nail ina 2 by foe. Da Bears are gonna win today. Da Bears are gonna win today. I gots da pit getin hot already. After our boyz get through tenderizin’ youz all we gonna ete dja. Now run on out dair and take ya’llz whippin’ caus Im gettin’ hun-gray.