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Official Response to Texas A&M Entering SEC

Welcome to the SEC.  You have now completed your path to becoming an elite team in the Big XII.  You are now a mediocre team in our league.  You have never seen defenses so fast and ferocious.  (Yes even Vandy plays a little D)  You have the exact same color scheme as MS State.  This may become confusing to drunk tailgators.  You may be made fun of and yelled at for bringing cowbells to the game.  Pay them no mind.  State never has.  You are coming to this dance stag though.  You need to go find a date, as long as it is not Baylor, Iowa St, or any other sub par team from your old conference.  We’ve seen the 30 for 30 piece on SMU.  So we all understand ya’ll are familiar with high level paying of players recruiting.  You will need to bring the checkbook with you in this league. 

Other than that, Welcome aboard. 


(I am still not happy we are expanding though.)



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