GET THE F&(% UP!!! If you are True Maroon then you will be wearing white tomorrow night. Hell you should sleep in Maroon tonight just so you don’t feel like you are cheating on your team tomorrow by wearing White to the game. Smoot is gonna be at the Stadium tonight. Word on the street is he is riding around campus in a white Rolls. I see he came prepared for the white out.
Your program has been the butt of many jokes throughout the years. I might have even let a few slip. You have probably been down on your team at some point. Not for the next 24 hours. It’s time to let the hate out. Wal-Mart should run dry of corn dogs tonight in Starkvegas. Everyone should buy a box to try to starve out the enemy.
So rise up bulldogs. Get to your feet. Get the Junction rocking. Make the Stadium shake at Cowbell Yell tonight. Bring the freaking pain and support your team. Show them they need to win this game not only for themselves but for all of OUR STATE!!!