We are down to the final four in our, way too drawn out, Mascot Dome of Doom. Todays matchup brings us Bully vs. Mike the Tiger.
I know I know. The paint drawings are fabulous.
Round 1 – It’s a drinking contest folks
If we go off of body weight to beverage intake ratio, I believe the Bulldog wins. If we go off of fan support and likeness then Mike the Tiger wins every time. This one goes to LSU simply because I can never bet against LSU in a drinking contest.
Round 2 – All you can eat steak?
I’m going off body weight to intake ratio. I gotta believe the Bulldog will eat til it dies. I can not imagine the gas produced from his belly though.
Round 3 – Battle dome to the death
The Bulldog is as athletic as a computer monitor. LSU wins this round with ease.
Round 4 – Worst use of Black Jerseys
I do not think LSU has ever worn black jerseys. State sure has. Those things are jinxed. Burn them and bury the ashes at Ole Miss already.
Round 5 – Best tasting grass
I have never eaten the grass from either Davis Wade or Tiger Stdium. I will have to take Les Miles word for it that Tiger Stadium has the best tasting grass.
Sorry State fans, LSU wins this Contest. The tiger was just too strong.